I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
home. puking in laundry basket.
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
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