Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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