We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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