Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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