My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
i came on her dog
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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