Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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