chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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