this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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