Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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