He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize
