I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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