and you said cock pushups were impossible
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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