dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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