Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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