She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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