Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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