It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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