no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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