I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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