More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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