don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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