everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
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