Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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