And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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