do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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