id be glad to
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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