If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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