I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Randomize
