i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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