She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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