why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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