I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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