3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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