Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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