Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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