so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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