just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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