I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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