no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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