Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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