didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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