let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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