Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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