In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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