Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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