Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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