I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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