Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Randomize
