im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
rough night. sneezed a watermelon seed this morning and apparently I drunk dialed my boss for a ride home. twice.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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