Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
