Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Randomize
