If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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