She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
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